Definitions

  • Ivy   Roman for four
  • Inviolate   Dressed in purple
  • Fixate   To sabotage a rowing crew
  • The Bronze Age   A time of exceptional weather which gave everyone a very decent sun tan
  • Tea planter   A golfer’s caddy
  • Rev counter   A database of vicars

… and a final groan, courtesy of Peter Claxton:

There are five Formula One drivers who share names with Scotland: Johnny Dumfries, Eddie Irvine, Stirling Moss, Lewis Hamilton and … wait for it: Ayr Town Centre!

June-July 2021