Only joking

Apparently the outsize ‘thatched cottage’ on Milton’s building site has been dubbed ‘Trump Tower;’ presumably the cul-de-sac behind will be called ‘Fake Mews.’

There was a fire at the Inland Revenue office in London; unfortunately it was put out before any serious good was done.

Ron Nuckles, king of the underworld, was buried yesterday amid considerable pomp; the service was followed by a two minute violence.

April – May 2019